Giggles #169 and #170 and goodbye....

You know how you get up one day and suddenly you say, "Enough is enough!"

That's how I feel about this blog!

As this is my 300th post, I have decided to finish it off with the last 2 giggles. (I know I promised you one a day for a year, but have had enough!)

I am taking a break from FY and her shenanigans. Bless you all and keep you safe in this crazy world we live in.

Giggles #169

"Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative."

Giggles #170

"Which do you prefer, exercising for one hour a day or being dead for 24 hours a day?"

I know a lot of you have enjoyed reading these 'giggles' as much as I have enjoyed concocting them.

Remember, 'A giggle a day keeps the doctor away.'

So, keep giggling!

Giggles #168

"Inside every fat woman there's a thin woman waiting to get out, so shut her up with another packet of biscuits!"

Giggles #167

Giggles #166

"Do we have to conquer it? Can't we just sit here and admire it?"

Cactus Monday and Giggles #165

"Oh, I didn't notice you there, Charlie!"

Happy Cactus Monday fellow cactuteers!

Giggles #162

Henry is having a catnap!

Giggle #160

"Maybe we should start recycling our newspapers!"

Giggles #159

"Don't drink! It shortens your life!"

Giggles #158

"Just let him cry. I can't stand your singing!"

Giggles #157

"Because you're the 'sugar plum' fairies, doesn't mean you have to eat sugar plums all day!"

Giggles #156

"Turn the sound down...I'm trying to finish your homework!"

Giggles #155

"Yes, I am alone!"

HAW and Giggles #154

"I'd like a family car that seats four!" Happy Animal Wednesday everyone.

Giggles #153

"When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now I just 'chunky dunk'"

Giggles #152

"After extensive x-rays and blood tests, we've confirmed what we already suspected.........you're not big-boned, you're fat!

Giggles #151

The nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people!

Giggles #150

"You must be feeling better, you're not looking so 'grim' Mr Reaper!"

Giggles #149

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, you get 'snippy' answers!

Giggles #148

"No, it's actually a clown costume I want!"

Giggles #147

"You better not be downloading porn on that thing!"